
It all starts with a website
A good website doesn’t need to cost a fortune
Chances are you’re a service provider that just needs a small website to take bookings, take secure payments and show off your awesome reviews.
No doubt some shady agency has told you that you’ll need all the bells and whistles, oh and it’ll cost you 6 grand. What a load of BS. (seriously those guys piss me right off)
Start small and we can always add pages to build your website as your business grows - it’s literally that simple
✅ A professional place to take bookings
✅ A place to take secure payments
✅ A place to redirect customers so you’re not wasting your time on Facebook Messenger
✅ A place to showcase your services and reviews
✅ A way to legitimize your business
Things this will provide:
Things this won’t provide:
✅ A top ranking on Google
✅ A guarantee you book more clients
✅ A strategy to promote your website
✅ A date with Henry Cavill
How we make you stand out
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We Get To Know You
we take the time to truly understand your business, values, and goals to create a website that feels authentically you. By building a clear picture of your brand, we design websites that connect with your audience and drive meaningful results
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3 Page Design
standard landing pages are 1 homepage, but we don’t mess with basic. Our landing page gives you 3 pages, perfect for service based business owners looking to get online in an affordable professional way
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Content & Animation
we use subtle website animations to enhance user experience, guide attention, and create engaging interactions. Our animations are designed to feel natural and purposeful, adding movement that supports your brand without overwhelming the visitor.
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We Teach You
we empower our clients by offering easy-to-follow guidance on updating their own websites if they choose. Whether it's adding new content, swapping out images, or tweaking design elements, we make sure you feel confident managing your site
Okay but why should I choose you?
Wow you’re forward, but I’ve always liked that about you..
Call us whatever you like but don’t call us a sleazy agency
We’re no BS, we’re never gonna try to upsell you something you don’t need - most of the time the most simple answer is the best
No confusing tech jargon or white collar crap, just a team of two people who want to help you put yourself out there
We don’t host your site, we don’t host your domain, we don’t keep any strings attached to us - it’s your website, we just build it, teach you how to use it and hand it over (but we’re always just a call or email away if you bugger something up)
Our process is easier to follow than Pete Davidsons love life
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Let's chat
A quick phone call to see if we’d be a good fit
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Quote
We get right to the point with prices, timeframes and expectations
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Strategy Call
We’ll have a proper meeting to learn more about you, your goals and audience so we can make a detailed strategy
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Time to Build!
Website design begins, you’ll be able to see a full live trial of your website as it develops
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Launch!
Once you’re over the moon with your design, it’s time to go live!
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Training
We’ll do a live training to show you how to update your new website (if you want to!).
PRICE: $500
💰 No expensive retainers.
💪 No ongoing fees for tiny changes.
💥No long BS process that wastes your time.
🧠 Just a beautiful website you can confidently manage yourself.
Add a Mini Brand Kit for $500 (that’s $199 discount)
Let’s get one thing straight, you’re never going to have to pay us to update your website (unless you want to) because we don’t hold your website hostage.
We build it, then it’s yours. We keep a duplicate incase you stuff it up monumentally, so we can hook you up with your un-stuffed-up website again.